i have learned that when you get married,
you become a part of “the club.”

this is when all of your formerly single friends get excited
and want to hang out with you again.

nice to be a part of that club.
but then you realize there is another rank.
the “club’s club”

luckily,
the real housewives of santa maria let me hang out with them…
even though they all have kids.

they are pretty cute examples of what lies ahead for this housewife…


this is my little cousin Reed.
we hang out quite a bit and he really likes me.

he’s pretty good for my ego.

his crazy creative mom (my cousin emily) invited us to a summer party

burgers + izzies + cute people with kids
good times.






i think i like this club.