halloweeny

i guess i got into it after all.our team decided the day before to be a white trash wedding…naturally,the clean white mormon girl is the knocked up bride.i may or may not have been several minutes latedue to the need for a boob tat.(sorry for the blurry...

side story:

this one time i came hometo see my sister in a showit was a secret and it was halloween.mom told me i needed to bring a date…and that i should probably be social on halloween…though i never ask men outcause my dad trained me not to,i picked up the...

what is wrong with me?!

what happened to the day that i couldn’t wait to show off my hilarious costumeand show up at some party and dance in the dark with other creepy people?i don’t know.but halloween just makes me wish i had kids.because, for some odd reason, we are in...

twilight zone memorial moment

for the past month, and my husband and co-workers could vouch,EVERYTIME i check the time randomly,it is 9:11.i didn’t know whether to be freaked out by it or not.last night, when it happened as usual,and i exclaimed, “OMG, what is going on here!”i...