[please sing the song… much better if you do…}
today we salute you,
mr. body pillow inventor
{echo: mr. body pillow inventor}
you looked at that little dinky headrest and saw what the rest of us didn’t…
this plain, shabby thing will be useless to fat and pregnant insomniacs everywhere…
so you made two pillows into one…
genius.
this weekend, i bought an iron {cause i am turning into my mother and i have started my first quilt. thought maybe it was time we owned an iron…}
and a body pillow. i have slept wonderfully for 2 nights straight.
yes!
while at BB&B where i purchased said items,
i grabbed one that was sitting in a lonely cart filled with only pillows.
i grabbed one that was sitting in a lonely cart filled with only pillows.
to be funny, i guess, i wrapped my body around it
and pretended to love on it/demonstrate how one should sleep on the thing…
and pretended to love on it/demonstrate how one should sleep on the thing…
the future owner of the pillow came around the corner at that moment to let me know,
“that is my pillow…”
oops…
he was waiting for the guy to bring him more,
{i guess that lonely man needed more than one…}
when i spotted one way up high.
as he was retrieving it,
i dropped the “i’m pregnant and don’t sleep” card.
he still got the thing down and said, “now how are you going to get one?”
jerkface…
but the prego card worked, so he handed it over…
later, we saw him with an employee that brought him new pillows
and we watched him swap the one out of his cart for a new one…
i have cooties, as it turns out.
we dodged that guy for almost 30 minutes before we could leave the store.
we just giggled and hid behind things until he left for good…
sheesh.
good news is, we had a fun date out of it,
and had some amazing pizza.
cause yes, that is pretty much what sounds good to me at all times…
Ha ha ha! That's a funny story! So glad the body pillow's working for you. I've heard others sing its praises and I know you often have trouble sleeping. Glad you've got a remedy!
Thanks to my sisters to pioneer the way. Someday when I have a bun in the oven remind me all of your smart tricks. <br /><br />P.S. Hilarious story…ridiculous pillow guy.
Can I please ask where you got that body pillow…the one pictured? Unless the one you have is NOT that one pictured. I'm looking for a good one because just a regular pillow doesn't work. Thanks!
Love love love that pillow! It was the only way I could sleep while pregnant. I remember thinking, "I'm going to have to sleep with this thing forever." But, you won't! The min she was out it was back to normal! Good luck with everything! Can't wait to see pictures!