a friend of mine and i have been having the same argument for years now…

— where i come from, a wedgie is what your brothers did to you by yanking on your panties* from the back and painfully lodging them between the cheeks…

— a snuggie has always been an inevitable self-inflicted position in which any sized panties will become lodged between two over-sized cheeks of butt**… happens to those of us white girls with black in the back….

he seemed to think that a wedgie counted for both situations…
no. it doesn’t. and now it is blogged, which makes it truth.
i win.
apparently someone had another idea of a snuggie

and i thought the long ugly coats i have been checkin out on the metro were bad enough… gross.

…now that i mention it, i think i HAVE seen some of these on the metro…ew.

if they only knew what i think of when i see their product…

* i apologize to those of you who [like me] have a loathing for this word. it had to be used.
** sunday is apparently a day to be graphic… again, sorry. no i’m not. it’s my blog dag nabit.