you know what? [sniffle] i am sick of this!

every time i try to turn you on, you shut down on me!

then, i try to push all your buttons that i know get you going…


this relationship isn’t going to last very long—i can tell…

i don’t care if you are a G4 model… who’s been the one to take care of you all these years?

maybe you need your memory rebooted, or some more space leftover on your drive….

where is all that drive being used up anyway!
[incessant tears]

you know, if you died i would just find a new model… one that, i know, could meet all my needs and more…

whatever it is, just come back to me…[pause for dramatic effect]

cause i don’t want to have to leave you… [dramatic turn with the hanky… and exit]