i am a woman.
but i have a bone to pick with my species:
i have been drinking more water lately,
which lands me in the little meg’s room more often,
which leaves me with women in a public place to “do their thing.”
this brings me to my question:
ladies, “don’t we all pee?”
why do we insist on having noise in the restroom before we do so?
(you totally sit there and wait for the sink or a flush…don’t even pretend you don’t…)
are you afraid that someone will hear you making that revolting noise??
or worse?
what if they hear a “plop” sound?
you are dead meat you disgusting creature.
better hurry out before they see who it was that dared to move a bowel in public!
you know it’s true.
you will find yourself in a restroom tomorrow silently reaching for the toilet paper…
