deep thoughts by jack handy’s niece

i am a woman.but i have a bone to pick with my species:i have been drinking more water lately,which lands me in the little meg’s room more often,which leaves me with women in a public place to “do their thing.”this brings me to my question:ladies,...

blast from the past

i don’t know what’s worse.the fact that i found all of this in my mother’s closet,or knowing that she didn’t have to sleep in curlers and rat her hair to get the same effect…reader’s inner monologue: [ew. she wore that in public. at...

so whats & chicken putts

started the new job last week.i have been observing all this week.yesterday, we took a 45 minute break to watch a bunch of dudes chuck rubber chickens down the isle and they get points for getting them into carefully placed trash receptacles or a plant at the end....

…phew…

…about a week ago, on the morning of my interview,i found a little sumpin on my doorstep…couldn’t believe that someone would go through the effort,or even be this thoughtful…i nailed the second interview,snuck past the extensive background...

my current job:

needless to say, it’s not going so well.i went to get certified to substitute in AZ. $60 for the certificate alone, another $70 for more fingerprinting/background checks…(and no, DC’s aren’t good enough.)oh- and it would take 4-6 weeks to get...