budlight presents: real american heros….

[please sing the song… much better if you do…} today we salute you,  mr. body pillow inventor {echo: mr. body pillow inventor} you looked at that little dinky headrest and saw what the rest of us didn’t… this plain, shabby thing will be useless to fat and pregnant insomniacs everywhere… so you made two pillows […] Read more…

two men i love

member when i was in love with this man? news flash: still not over him. decided it was time my boyfriend and i went to see him together. seeing as he is kind of a big deal to us both. in fact, the night he finally asked me outwe had spent the evening as we […] Read more…

long-winded movie review – inception

i had a dream saturday night.something bad happened and it was so real it scared me.i ran to find chris (in my dream) , and when i did,i grabbed him by the face and said, “this is a dream!we just watched inception yesterday remember!!!” i woke up and was still thinking about the friday night […] Read more…

long-winded movie review – inception

i had a dream saturday night.something bad happened and it was so real it scared me.i ran to find chris (in my dream) , and when i did,i grabbed him by the face and said, “this is a dream!we just watched inception yesterday remember!!!” i woke up and was still thinking about the friday night […] Read more…

date night in – for diet reasons slash more fun

lets say we got creative and had kabob nite… and our cheap (ranch market huge) artichokeswith a new fabulous dipping sauce that we made: mustard,miracle whip,can’t believe it’s not butter,and lemon juice. naughty. my dessert? + [this stuff frozen, is just like vanilla ice cream.only better. it’s like finding out the cutest shirt is on […] Read more…

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